The Kiasu Purity Test is another parody of the Rice Purity Test, but for the brightest minds of Singapore! It is an informal measure of your experiences living in Singapore, and is PERFECT for family games and. orientation icebreakers

Caution: You might have to go extra class if you don't get an A.πŸ‘€


Click on every item that has happened to you. The more you check off, the higher your Kiasu Purity score!

  1. Finished all your assessment books
  2. Knows what PCK means. Hint: yellow boots and curly hair
  3. Got scolded by teacher for coming late after recess
  4. Got scolded by teacher for forgetting to bring a book for "Silent Reading"
  5. Used phone in class without permission
  6. Claimed all masks during the distributions
  7. Panicbought during COVID-19
  8. Tried to claim multiple masks during in-person distribution
  9. Cried because you procrastinated
  10. Cried due to bad grades
  11. "Forgot" to write name on exam paper so that you have time to "write your last sentence"
  12. Asked people what their exam answers were immediately after said exam
  13. Brought multiple calculators to exams
  14. Continued to write after "pencils down" because the invigilator haven't reached you yet
  15. Fell asleep on the bus after studying all night
  16. Forgot something you needed for exam (calculator, dictionary, mathematical set)
  17. Had to borrow anything for exam
  18. Revised for a test but told your friends you never
  19. Studied at Changi Airport
  20. Studied at Macs/Starbucks/some food place
  21. Studied for exams at least a week before
  22. Studied for exams on the day itself
  23. Studied for exams the night before
  24. Studied in library
  25. Studies/Studied/Wants to study at NUS or NTU in your university years
  26. Withdraw from a subject because you kept failing it
  27. Finished your food because of a old superstition
  28. Get scolded for not finishing your food
  29. Got asked "where the rest of your marks went?"
  30. Had one of these hairstyles: Dora The Explorer, Mushroom, braids
  31. Have at least two of the five C's (cash, car, condo, credit card, country club membership)
  32. Have at least one unfinished assessment book
  33. Hid your phone from your parents when they came into the room
  34. Lost a tupperware or tabao/takeaway container before
  35. Had your phone confiscated for bad grades
  36. Was caned at home
  37. Was caned by something that isn't a cane
  38. Forged parent's signature because you forgot
  39. Forged parent's signature because you got bad marks
  40. Have more friends of a different race than your own
  41. Knows at least one non-English curse word that isn't your mother tongue
  42. Lepak-ed at HDB void deck
  43. Lepak-ed at school
  44. Chionged homework during class
  45. Chionged homework the class before
  46. Chionged homework the night before
  47. Did homework on the way back home
  48. Did homework on the way to school
  49. Didn't ACTUALLY "left homework at home"
  50. Acted in a Mediacorp series
  51. Appeared in any of the following: advertisement, any National Day music video, "Save my World" music video
  52. Was interviewed and featured in the news
  53. Was there during the Kids Central era
  54. Was there when Okto replaced Kids Central
  55. Was there when Okto ended
  56. "Forgets" the words to the National Anthem
  57. Enlisted into ns
  58. Asked someone to line up for you in the canteen to save time queueing up during recess/lunch
  59. Ate food in class during class
  60. Ate food in class during recess
  61. Lined up for someone at the canteen
  62. Used tissue packet or any personal belonging to "chope" table
  63. Attended a "study skills"/"motivational" workshop
  64. Had to return to Singapore during study abroad/exchange
  65. Didn't change out of sweaty clothes after PE
  66. Left school early for any reason (CCA, doctor, etc.)
  67. Pretended to be sick to skip school and study at home
  68. Remembers word for word the introduction and ending of English Listening Compre
  69. Stayed back in school for longer than 12 hours in a day
  70. Tried to get a second cup of free milo during sports day/cross country
  71. Went to school even when sick (pre-COVID)
  72. Forced to go bald due to long hairstyle at school
  73. Forced to go barber due to long hairstyle at school
  74. Got at least five latecoming slip
  75. Got at least one late coming slip
  76. Got scolded by discipline master
  77. Had to buy new school tie because you forgot to bring
  78. Have your phone confiscated for using in class
  79. Perfect attendance
  80. Sang school/national anthem in a weird way
  81. Was caned in school
  82. Went to detention for latecoming
  83. Took a photo with MP before
  84. Participated in NE Mation
  85. Participated in the "Speak Good English Movement"
  86. Queue up without knowing what for
  87. Knows at least one non-English translation of the Singapore Pledge
  88. Remembers at least two translations of MRT announcements
  89. Roasted any problematic SG influencer online
  90. Roasted any Singapore university online
  91. Sold your used textbook/TYS/assessment book on Carousell
  92. Uses Singlish everyday
  93. Participated in the CNB Drug Free SG Competition
  94. Woke up early to sing the national anthem before all the kids channels were up
  95. Got scolded by that one nice teacher
  96. Got scolded by a relief teacher
  97. Got scolded by your favourite teacher
  98. Have tuition at least once a week?
  99. Have tuition at least three times a week?
  100. Have tuition despite having good grades

Your Grade:


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