The Kiasu Purity Test is another parody of the Rice Purity Test, but for the brightest minds of
Singapore! It is an informal measure of your experiences living in Singapore, and is PERFECT for
family games and. orientation icebreakers
Caution: You might have to go extra class if you don't get an A.π
Click on every item that has happened to you. The more you check off, the higher your Kiasu Purity score!
Finished all your assessment books
Knows what PCK means. Hint: yellow boots and curly hair
Got scolded by teacher for coming late after recess
Got scolded by teacher for forgetting to bring a book for "Silent
Reading"
Used phone in class without permission
Claimed all masks during the distributions
Panicbought during COVID-19
Tried to claim multiple masks during in-person distribution
Cried because you procrastinated
Cried due to bad grades
"Forgot" to write name on exam paper so that you have time to "write
your last sentence"
Asked people what their exam answers were immediately after said exam
Brought multiple calculators to exams
Continued to write after "pencils down" because the invigilator
haven't reached you yet
Fell asleep on the bus after studying all night
Forgot something you needed for exam (calculator, dictionary,
mathematical set)
Had to borrow anything for exam
Revised for a test but told your friends you never
Studied at Changi Airport
Studied at Macs/Starbucks/some food place
Studied for exams at least a week before
Studied for exams on the day itself
Studied for exams the night before
Studied in library
Studies/Studied/Wants to study at NUS or NTU in your university years
Withdraw from a subject because you kept failing it
Finished your food because of a old superstition
Get scolded for not finishing your food
Got asked "where the rest of your marks went?"
Had one of these hairstyles: Dora The Explorer, Mushroom, braids
Have at least two of the five C's (cash, car, condo, credit card,
country club membership)
Have at least one unfinished assessment book
Hid your phone from your parents when they came into the room
Lost a tupperware or tabao/takeaway container before
Had your phone confiscated for bad grades
Was caned at home
Was caned by something that isn't a cane
Forged parent's signature because you forgot
Forged parent's signature because you got bad marks
Have more friends of a different race than your own
Knows at least one non-English curse word that isn't your mother
tongue
Lepak-ed at HDB void deck
Lepak-ed at school
Chionged homework during class
Chionged homework the class before
Chionged homework the night before
Did homework on the way back home
Did homework on the way to school
Didn't ACTUALLY "left homework at home"
Acted in a Mediacorp series
Appeared in any of the following: advertisement, any National Day
music video, "Save my World" music video
Was interviewed and featured in the news
Was there during the Kids Central era
Was there when Okto replaced Kids Central
Was there when Okto ended
"Forgets" the words to the National Anthem
Enlisted into ns
Asked someone to line up for you in the canteen to save time queueing
up during recess/lunch
Ate food in class during class
Ate food in class during recess
Lined up for someone at the canteen
Used tissue packet or any personal belonging to "chope" table
Attended a "study skills"/"motivational" workshop
Had to return to Singapore during study abroad/exchange
Didn't change out of sweaty clothes after PE
Left school early for any reason (CCA, doctor, etc.)
Pretended to be sick to skip school and study at home
Remembers word for word the introduction and ending of English
Listening Compre
Stayed back in school for longer than 12 hours in a day
Tried to get a second cup of free milo during sports day/cross country
Went to school even when sick (pre-COVID)
Forced to go bald due to long hairstyle at school
Forced to go barber due to long hairstyle at school
Got at least five latecoming slip
Got at least one late coming slip
Got scolded by discipline master
Had to buy new school tie because you forgot to bring
Have your phone confiscated for using in class
Perfect attendance
Sang school/national anthem in a weird way
Was caned in school
Went to detention for latecoming
Took a photo with MP before
Participated in NE Mation
Participated in the "Speak Good English Movement"
Queue up without knowing what for
Knows at least one non-English translation of the Singapore Pledge
Remembers at least two translations of MRT announcements
Roasted any problematic SG influencer online
Roasted any Singapore university online
Sold your used textbook/TYS/assessment book on Carousell
Uses Singlish everyday
Participated in the CNB Drug Free SG Competition
Woke up early to sing the national anthem before all the kids channels
were up
Got scolded by that one nice teacher
Got scolded by a relief teacher
Got scolded by your favourite teacher
Have tuition at least once a week?
Have tuition at least three times a week?
Have tuition despite having good grades
Your Grade:
Credit to some of the amusing suggestions in the comments on this video:
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